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About
im not gonna lie to you, im gonna bullshit my way through this introduction.
firstly, i have no ambition what so ever. im vulgar. i think with my dick. i will let you down. i drink. i smoke. i have no remorse.
now, the positives.
im an artist. i draw. i rap. i make cute little stickers that i put up any and everywhere.
i can out cook your grandmother. on thanksgiving. in front of company.
i like zombies. i love white girls. i fucks with batman heavy.
i am a leo.
i believe in unicorns.
i ride reindeer.
